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Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast?


Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?

Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?

Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?

Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?

Q: "There were some twins. One was twenty, the other was twenty 2. One married the other. How can be this ?"
married the other"
PS: These sentences must be asked orally .Pronunciation is important. (too = 2)

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?

This one should be spoken.
Q: How many legs does an ant have?
(HINT: ant = aunt)

Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?

Q: What can't be used until it's broken?

Q: What do tigers have that no other animals have?

Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?

Q: Why is number six afraid ?

Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?

Q: What did zero say to eight?

(The 8 looks like a 0 with a belt around its waist.)

Q: What did number 1 say to 7?

In the alphabet... Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: "i" (I)
Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
"y" (Why?")

Submitted by: Melina Gasser- Argentina
Q: Which letter is not me?

Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: W (Double u- Double you)
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?

Q: Why is the A like a flower?

Why is the letter "A" like noon?
Because it's in the middle of the day.

Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"

Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"

Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?

Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?

Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?